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Chris Rock Finally Speaks Out

Chris Rock Finally Speaks Out – As long as Will Smith has been on TV and in the movies, this bitch has been a fan (me). Fresh Prince, MIB, I Am Legend. Shoot, even the movies that flopped: Wild Wild West (I knew John Kneubuhl, the guy that wrote the pilot for the original show, way back when), After Earth (I liked it – LOL) and others. When his ‘wife’ started cuckolding him, I was angry. I sided with him. Then again, I didn’t know or understand the extent of their shared insanity.



Then, about a year ago, Will Smith made headlines when he marched onto the stage of the Oscars ceremony to smack the host, Chris Rock, for making an off-color joke about his wife Jada Pinkett Smith’s hairdo, or rather the lack of (GI Jane – LOL). Proclaiming the now famous words, “keep my wife’s name out your m*********ing mouth!!!!” Maybe he should ask his wife to keep everyone’s DICK out of HER mouth, right?



Chris Rock Finally Speaks Out

Smith wasn’t arrested, he wasn’t thrown out or even ask to leave. Not only was Smith allowed to stay but he eventually won the Best Actor Oscar for King Richard, not even a great flick (Thus illustrating the hypocrisy of the Academy, the Oscars are rigged man!). Now, he apologized months later for the slap, MONTHS later! Rock, who has turned down several interviews since the incident, saved his response for his new stand-up special Chris Rock: Selective Outrage, which was released on Netflix. Clad in white, Rock took the stage to talk about the concept of “selective outrage” and then addressed the elephant in the room: the slap.

Rock began his routine by saying, “I’m gonna try to do a show tonight without offending nobody,” adding, “Because you never know who might get triggered.” He went on to talk about the hypocrisy of “woke” businesses, the cancel culture, the attention economy, the white male bitchin’ on display during the Jan. 6 riot, Meghan Markle, the Kardashians, abortion, and how Elon Musk’s body “looks so weird” due to a lack of sperm because he keeps getting his dick sucked all the time. Finally, he turned his attention to the elephant in the room.



“Y’all know what happened to me. Getting smacked by Suge Smith,” he remarked. “Everybody knows. Everybody fuckin’ knows… I got smacked at the Oscars by this motherfucker and people are like, ‘Did it hurt?’ It still hurts! I got ‘Summertime’ ringin’ in my ears!” Side note, I used to love that tune!

Rock continued, like a real man and true comedian, “But I’m not a victim, baby. You will never see me on Oprah or Gayle crying. You will never see it. It’s never gonna happen. No. Fuck that shit. I took that hit like Pacquiao, motherfucker. I took it like motherfucking Pacquiao, OK? Shit, man. Did it hurt? Yeah, motherfucker. It hurt.”



He then accused Smith of practicing “selective outrage” and addressed their viral “entanglements” Red Table Talk interview, where Jada Pinkett Smith spoke with her husband about her affair with their son’s friend (RIGHT?) the singer August Alsina. “Everybody that really knows, knows I had nothing to do with that shit. I didn’t have any ‘entanglements.’ I didn’t. I did not have any ‘entanglements,’” he said. “And for people that don’t know… Will Smith’s wife was fucking her son’s friend. Now, I normally would not talk about this shit, but for some reason these n****s put that shit on the internet. I have no idea why two talented people (well one talented person, and Jada) would do something that low-down. What the fuck? We’ve all been cheated on — everybody in here has been cheated on — none of us have been interviewed by the person that cheated on us on television. None of us! ‘Hey, I was sucking somebody else’s dick. How did that make you feel?’”

Chris Rock Finally Speaks Out

Rock then explained why the Smiths were angry with him for a joke he made while hosting the 2016 Oscars, which the Smiths boycotted and urged Rock to step down as host. “Jada said she’s not coming [out of] protest. I was like, ‘Isn’t she on a TV show?’ Jada boycotting the Oscars is like me boycotting Rihanna’s panties. I wasn’t invited!” On another note. Why didn’t she ‘boycott’ that Oscars show, the one in question now? Oh yeah, her husband was nominated for a so-so movie.

Rock continued, “And by the way, he does that shit? Everybody in the world called him a bitch. I tried to call the motherfucker and give him my condolences [but] he didn’t pick up for me. Everybody called him a bitch. Everybody. And who’s he hit? Me…That is some bitch-ass shit. That’s what the fuck happened, OK? The fuck outta here, man! I did nothing to this motherfucker.



“She fucking said, ‘He should quit because Will didn’t get nominated for Concussion.’ What the fuck? So, I did some jokes about it. Who gives a fuck? That’s how it is. She starts it, I finish it, OK?” Rock stated in Selective Outrage. “That’s what the fuck happened. Nobody’s picking on this bitch. She started this shit. Nobody’s picking on her. Nobody was picking on her. She said me, a grown-ass man, should quit his job because her husband didn’t get nominated for Concussion, and then this n***a gives me a fucking concussion, OK? What the fuck, man!”

Rock proceeded to declare, “I’ve been a fan of this guy my whole life. And now, I’m watching Emancipation just to see him get beat down. I’m even rooting for the oppressor, can you believe it? ‘Hit him again, Massa! Hit him again!’ I’m sure a lot of you are wondering why I didn’t retaliate that night. Well, let me tell you, I was raised right. My parents taught me never to fight in front of white folks.”

He then slammed the microphone on the floor and, with tears swelling in his eyes, basked in the adoration of the audience.

Chris Rock ROCKED it in this new special, Chris Rock: Selective Outrage. He’s always had my respect but his resounding manliness in handling the whole slap BS just makes me respect him that much more. He didn’t resort to being a little bitch, like ole Willy there. He handled this embarrassing situation like a dude and came back like a dude and this bitch thinks the world of him.

We love you Chris. Keep up the good work. I kinda wanna watch Emancipation now, so I can watch Will get his ass kicked too…‘Hit him again, Massa! Hit him again!’

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