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Just Because
Hi bitches! CG here. We’ve all had to do; tell some guy/gal or whatever that it’s time to hit the road. It ain’t workin’ out. It’s ME not YOU. Right? Well here is a picto-perfect gallery of reasons people broke up, pick YOUR favorite:
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Now, some of these may seem shallow. I mean, would YOU break up with someone just because they couldn’t name all of the Ghostbusters? The song says; “Who ya gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!” AND not; “Who ya gonna call? Egon, Wiston, Peter and Ray!” Am I right? No? Yes? Comment below….
So, OK, if they DON’T believe we landed on the moon (or if the Earth is flat) – OK, I get it. That won’t last very long. Seriously, have you tried to discuss anything with someone who doesn’t believe we landed on the MOON? It’s a TASK, to say the least.
Is Nickelback REALLY that bad? I’ve not really been privy to their music, except on occasion where I was zoned out and not really stressing the tunes, ya know? But seriously, WHO doesn’t remove their underwear during sex? I mean, I can understand an occasional ‘cock it to the side and LET’S FUCK’ but that’s just every now and then. It’s HOT too, honestly. Ya know, in the dressing room at Nordstroms on a Sunday trying on jeans and WHAMO, you’re bent over looking into the mirror gettin’ pounded from….err, anyway, I digress…….
“I’m sorry for your loss” isn’t that what you’re SUPPOSED to say? Maybe THAT’S why she broke up with ME? Wow, live and learn I guess. And who always smells like peanut butter? YUCK!
HEY! I LIKE dragons. I want pants with dragons on them. My sister’s ex ex ex ONLY ate hamburger helper for dinner. He was nice but weird. Well that’s the list. If you have one that is NOT on the list PLEASE list it in the comments here or on our Facebook page. Share any funny stories you may have also…
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